R*n 781: Haverthwaite

Piddle, Piddle, Piddle, PLOP!

We shall come back to that at the end!!

No wind, no rain, blue sunshiny skies - perfect day for Speedbump and Dormouse to come out of hibernation and put on, dare I say, a lovely hash.

Plenty of checks en route which were great at bringing us all back together, which were more or less dutifully checked out by the Rambos. Having said that LP did go and check one out, and after return thinking can't be any further found no one in sight. Hadn't heard the on-on called, mind you he didn't even see the big pile of steaming poo. (Get back to that at the end).

We were warned at one point by the locals that the field at the end was very muddy and wet. "Oh, it's fine we are used to it" could be heard through the line of hashers, yet on arrival at said field, a check, and numerous moans and groans could be heard.

The sun must have got to most of us, even Wimps, on arrival at the proverbial fish hook, went to the back of the pack without complaining.

On On to the beer stop after the Highway Authority got in on the act of getting us together again waiting for a gap in traffic to cross the A590!! Ready About was eager to get to the beer and took the hands and knees route tunnelling under said road.

Luckily the shorter rationed beer stop was still to be found, in a backpack in the hedge.

Off again but what was this? A lack of biscuits at the beer stop - Uber pizza had been ordered, and Late Cummer could be seen r*nning after Rambos en route offering pizza. What he did with the delivery man's body we shall never know.

Speedbump was out and about to point out the Wimps route and also to stop Upperskirt and Chapped Lips doing the Rambo split backwards. (Walked right past a big flour arrow pointing into woods).

Everyone safely back at the AA meeting but judging by everyone attacking the beer bucket in back of car we'd all failed.

Down downs for Hares, Plucker, Late Cummer, Chapped Lips, Upperskirt and Tightarse.

Written up for hash posterity, or should I say this one will go down for a certain Posterior!! Not mentioning any name. Squat down down for them!! If you were there you'll know.